Kip's Movie & Music Reviews

Little Big Town...Big Little Town. Either way you spin it, it don't make sense. How can a "little" town be big? How can a "big" town be little? This contemporary country quartet are doomed from the start because they've got a nonsensical name. Might as well have named it "Hot Cold Brew" or "Left Right Cattle Prod". "Up Down Bunny Rabbit" would make as much sense as Little Big Town.

Have you seen their video? Not the new one ("I'm With the Band") but the one before? Every one of those bozos look like their posing for a portrait at a studio in Wal-Mart or Sears. Not just in a few of the shots...not even in most of them...in ALL of them. Each frame makes you want to wipe those bogus smiles right off of their faces.

As for "I'm With the Band"...you can tell that one member, the one with the artificially curled hair, is pregnant, about to pop. I wonder if one of the other guys in the band is the daddy? It may be that one of the guys in the band is her husband...but that still leaves me to wonder if the other guy is the kid's pop. Stranger things have happened.

As you can see, Little Big Town is pretty much a worthless endeavour for all involved. Anyone who has spent money on their "music" should demand a refund. As for the rest of us...

1 out of 5 Stars

PS...Though it is obvious that Little Big Town has a silly name and worthless music, you have to admit that the two gals look BITCHIN' in the above photo...
***Pant Pant Drool Drool***